Before You Begin

• I understand this is a timed, proctored-in-spirit assessment of my Vibe Coding aptitude.
• I attest that I will not consult outside references during this exam, except the ones I already have open in another tab.
• I understand that asking an AI to complete this exam on my behalf would defeat the purpose, and also kind of prove the point.
• I acknowledge that my results may be used to determine my eligibility for The Vibe Coder Certification, an internationally unrecognized credential.
• I consent to having my anonymous score counted toward the global Vibe Index, for statistical and comedic purposes.

All items must be acknowledged to proceed.